Gratuitous Uterus finds the Lord.

Pictured: A bushy-bearded Jesus wearing a sign that says "Is it May 21st yet?" holding G.U. in one hand and issuing a blessing upon zir with the other hand.

Apparently he fell through a time warp and wandered into an atheist picnic in confusion.

Gratuitous Uterus decides to procreate.

Pictured: G.U. holding circular knitting needles attached to the same yarn she is made from.

 

This would be more accurate if she was holding a crochet needle, but the knitting needles are cuter. And if I ever decide to crochet a brain, I'm totally using that yarn.

Gratuitous Uterus joins the tea party.

Pictured: G.U. with a tiny, fancy tea set and a teddy bear in a dress.

But only because he's into that sexy bear.

Gratuitous Uterus needs help to keep smiling.

Pictured: G.U. with a case of Citalopram (antidepressants).

She practices bodily autonomy by deciding which meds are right for her.

The Uterus army is increasing in numbers.

Pictured: a hand holding a crocheted uterus with embroidered red facial features.

Now there are two of them.

Kivi kengässä posted this pic at Ravelry. She's considering using it as a stress toy.

Gratutious Uterus makes a fashion statement.

Pictured: G.U. wearing a large yellow T-shirt depicting a silhouette of a uterus and the slogan "Don't tread on me."

Perhaps she should have ordered a small.

You know you want one. Go get you a T-shirt:

Uterus Under Arrest

I've just discovered the Tumblr Hey Pro-Life. Check out its manifesto. Normally, I would just add this to my uterus-friendly blogroll and move on, but I have to draw attention to this adorable picture:

Pictured: a simplified outline of a uterus with handcuffs around the neck of each fallopian tube.

The post asks for a caption. Here's mine:

You have the right to remain pregnant. Anything sexual you have ever done or had done to you, can and will be held against you in a court of public opinion. You have the right to receive (although not necessarily have access to) an abortion. If you cannot afford an abortion, sucks to be you.