Gratuitous Uterus practices safe sex.

Pictured: G.U. in front of a store shelf full of Trojan brand condoms.

And practice makes perfect.

Gratuitous Uterus is tired of anti-choice whining.

Pictured: G.U. sitting in a vineyard with a glass of red wine.

Decides to do a little wining of her own.

Get your own Gratuitous Uterus--Support Planned Parenthood of NC.

Pictured: The stuffed uterus that could be yours.

Want your own Gratuitous Uterus but don't know how to crochet or knit? Want to support Planned Parenthood of North Carolina (the third state to vote to defund PP)? It is so totally awesome that you can do those two very things at the same time! Head on over to eBay and bid on this happy, happy uterus. (Apologies that it's only available in the US at this time. If you're outside the US and you'd like to commission a uterus, please email me).

Gratuitous Uterus finds the Lord.

Pictured: A bushy-bearded Jesus wearing a sign that says "Is it May 21st yet?" holding G.U. in one hand and issuing a blessing upon zir with the other hand.

Apparently he fell through a time warp and wandered into an atheist picnic in confusion.

Gratuitous Uterus decides to procreate.

Pictured: G.U. holding circular knitting needles attached to the same yarn she is made from.

 

This would be more accurate if she was holding a crochet needle, but the knitting needles are cuter. And if I ever decide to crochet a brain, I'm totally using that yarn.

Gratuitous Uterus joins the tea party.

Pictured: G.U. with a tiny, fancy tea set and a teddy bear in a dress.

But only because he's into that sexy bear.

Gratuitous Uterus needs help to keep smiling.

Pictured: G.U. with a case of Citalopram (antidepressants).

She practices bodily autonomy by deciding which meds are right for her.