Gratuitous Uterus is hanging out on the playground.

Pictured: G.U. hanging from the climbing apparatus of a colorful playground.

It turns out uteri are not the sole possession of adults.

Gratuitous Uterus hits the books.

Pictured: G.U. at the library with a stack of books.

Slightly less effective than hitting the computer, but books rarely glitch anyway.

Gratuitous Uterus does not have a bikini body.

Pictured: G.U. in sunglasses on a poolside lounge chair with a towel.

Technically, she does not have a body at all. But she still looks good naked.

Gratuitous Uterus practices safe sex.

Pictured: G.U. in front of a store shelf full of Trojan brand condoms.

And practice makes perfect.

Gratuitous Uterus is tired of anti-choice whining.

Pictured: G.U. sitting in a vineyard with a glass of red wine.

Decides to do a little wining of her own.

Get your own Gratuitous Uterus--Support Planned Parenthood of NC.

Pictured: The stuffed uterus that could be yours.

Want your own Gratuitous Uterus but don't know how to crochet or knit? Want to support Planned Parenthood of North Carolina (the third state to vote to defund PP)? It is so totally awesome that you can do those two very things at the same time! Head on over to eBay and bid on this happy, happy uterus. (Apologies that it's only available in the US at this time. If you're outside the US and you'd like to commission a uterus, please email me).

Gratuitous Uterus finds the Lord.

Pictured: A bushy-bearded Jesus wearing a sign that says "Is it May 21st yet?" holding G.U. in one hand and issuing a blessing upon zir with the other hand.

Apparently he fell through a time warp and wandered into an atheist picnic in confusion.

Gratuitous Uterus decides to procreate.

Pictured: G.U. holding circular knitting needles attached to the same yarn she is made from.

 

This would be more accurate if she was holding a crochet needle, but the knitting needles are cuter. And if I ever decide to crochet a brain, I'm totally using that yarn.

Gratuitous Uterus joins the tea party.

Pictured: G.U. with a tiny, fancy tea set and a teddy bear in a dress.

But only because he's into that sexy bear.

Gratuitous Uterus needs help to keep smiling.

Pictured: G.U. with a case of Citalopram (antidepressants).

She practices bodily autonomy by deciding which meds are right for her.

The Uterus army is increasing in numbers.

Pictured: a hand holding a crocheted uterus with embroidered red facial features.

Now there are two of them.

Kivi kengässä posted this pic at Ravelry. She's considering using it as a stress toy.

Gratutious Uterus makes a fashion statement.

Pictured: G.U. wearing a large yellow T-shirt depicting a silhouette of a uterus and the slogan "Don't tread on me."

Perhaps she should have ordered a small.

You know you want one. Go get you a T-shirt:

Uterus Under Arrest

I've just discovered the Tumblr Hey Pro-Life. Check out its manifesto. Normally, I would just add this to my uterus-friendly blogroll and move on, but I have to draw attention to this adorable picture:

Pictured: a simplified outline of a uterus with handcuffs around the neck of each fallopian tube.

The post asks for a caption. Here's mine:

You have the right to remain pregnant. Anything sexual you have ever done or had done to you, can and will be held against you in a court of public opinion. You have the right to receive (although not necessarily have access to) an abortion. If you cannot afford an abortion, sucks to be you.