Introducing Crabby Abby:

Pictured: Crocheted crab, looking appropriately crabby.

Unlike Ms. Uterus Head, this children's toy is available to anyone who wants to make it. I was looking for a good way to teach my three-year-old students about emotions, and Crabby Abby was born. And unlike Gratuitous Uterus, which I wanted to be available for free to anyone who wants to make hir, the Crabby Abby pattern is available on etsy for the low, low price of $3.20. The facial expressions are removable and can be arranged into all kinds of fun faces. And the doll is huggably soft.

Don't worry. A hug from Gratuitous Uterus can make anybody feel better.

Pictured: G.U. hugging Crabby Abby who looks like she's cheered up.